SMLS - LOL

Okay, SMLS, otherwise known as "SCREW MY LIFE"s. Post all of your\somebody else's SML here. They are just funny\unfortunate things that happen to people.

Double post is for a reason^

To others:

One day, I was in class, wearing sweatpants, and I got an erection. The teacher thought it was a cell-phone and grabbed onto it. SML!

One day, I heard my sister masterbaiting. I took the dog for a walk to get out of the house. Just as I walked back inside, I saw her walking into the washroom with MY electric toothbrush, SML!

Mine: About a week ago, my best friend continuously asked people around the school for a "man-off", he wanted to see who could spend the next month without showering, but end up the cleanest-smelling. So now, not only is my best friend, whom I spend most of my time with, smelling like dog-$hit, but every time I go to school, all I can smell is teenage boys who haven't showered in the past month. SML!

Got pantst at gamersplanet one time lol. XD SML

lol the was a stupid thing that i done that i nearly could go prision
in school i was on the floor then some chinese guy steep on my leg ps he was fat aswell i turn around and saw him in front of me a chuck him ino the radiator and he slide his head a little bit but lots of blood came and then soon he went to hospital and all i know it wasn't him police was asking me question but this was 4 year ago....

Yes, i went over to my girlfriend's father's house for dinner. I was showing him my ipod touch and he hasen't ever seen one before. He start's touch it and my girlfriends nude picture pops up. S.M.L

i was masturbatin in the class then all my frends found out! sml